A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by
the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking
sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up
to a beautiful and very naked woman.

"That's unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity
and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman."

"Shut up," barked the devil, jabbing him with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"