So the Pope arrives at New York's Kennedy Airport, fully attired in his
Pope regalia. He gets into a limo and  paments to his driver that the
biggest drawback of being Pope is that he has trouble doing fun things.

Pope: You know, I haven't driven a car in 15 years. You think that maybe I
could drive this limo around town a bit?

Driver: I could get fired for doing this.

Pope: Just 15 minutes.

So the Pope gets behind the wheel and dons the chauffeur's hat. Five
minutes later a police car pulls him aside for reckless driving. The cop
immediately begins writing a ticket and then freezes as soon as he
recognizes the driver.The cop returns to his car to call his captain.  

Cop: I gotta big problem. I started writing this ticket and then I discover
I'm ticketing a very important, I mean very important, person.

Capt.: So who is this very important person, you gotta call me at 2 a.m.?
Who is it, Mayor Guiliani?

Cop: No much more important.

Capt: So who is it? Mario Cuomo or Bill Clinton?

Cop: No much bigger.

Capt: So who, Frank Sinatra, Pavorati, who??

Cop: Captain, I dunno who da hell this guy is. But I tell ya this, this guy
is so BIG, he has the freakin' Pope drivin' for him!!!!