15 BEST RESPONSES IF FOUND ASLEEP AT YOUR DESK

15.  "Oh, Man!  Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"

14.  "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

13.  "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about
        work!"

12.  "they told me at the blood bank this might happen."

11.  "Oh, Hi, I was trying to pick up my contact lens without my hands."

10.  "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
        management course you sent me to."

9.   "I was just meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new
        paradigm."

8.   "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance."

7.   "This is a highly specific Yoga position to relieve work-related
stress."

6.   "Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"

5.   "I was working smarter-not harder."

4.   "Auggh!  Why did you interrupt me ? I had almost figured out a solution
        to our biggest problem."

3.   "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

2.   "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

1.   "...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"


Laurie Lenardon, President
Chilliwack Teachers' Association