>There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door
>to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would
>look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast.
>
>One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid
>an egg in the Englishman's garden.  He was about to go next door
>when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.
>
>The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg
>belonged to him because he owned the hen.  The Englishman disagreed
>because the egg was laid on his property.
>
>They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, In my
>family we normally solve disputes by the following actions:
>"I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get
>back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it
>takes for me to get up, whomever gets up quicker wins the egg."
>
>The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found his
>heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back,
>then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could
>right between his legs.
>
>The Englishman fell to the floor clutching himself and howling
>in agony for 30 minutes.
>
>Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now its my turn to kick
>you."
>
>The Scotsman said, "Keep the damn egg."