The very unofficial drinking game.

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Take a sip of your drink if:
  • Rachel demonstrates her lack of understanding of the real world
  • Monica anal-retentively cleans or straightens up
    (2 sips if it's not even her stuff)
  • Phoebe says a "Phoebism"
  • Ross gazes longingly at Rachel
    (2 sips if she notices)
  • Joey doesn't understand something that should be perfectly obvious
    (2 sips if you didn't get it either)
  • Chandler makes a deadpan smartass response to a stupid comment
    (2 sips if you predicted it ahead of time)
  • Any main character makes a sweeping generalization about the opposite sex
  • Anyone mentions or sees Ugly Naked Guy
    (2 sips if you're ugly, naked, or a guy)
  • Any of the main characters drinks any coffee product
  • The exterior of Central Perk is shown
  • The interior of Chandler's and Joey's apartment is shown
  • Any of the main characters' parents show up
  • Any of the main characters are shown at work
    (Rachel only counts if she is wearing her apron or holding a pot of coffee)
  • Any of the main characters hug
    (2 sips for a hug involving more than two main characters,
    or an exagerated hug between any of the guys)
  • Any of the main characters asks "What's wrong?"
    (2 sips if followed by "Nothing, it's just that...")
Take two sips of your drink if:
  • Rachel takes an order and/or brings a drink to someone
    (2 gulps if she does it right)
  • Monica's Mother puts down Monica's appearance/clothes/boyfriends
  • Phoebe plays her guitar (2 gulps if she mentions her mother)
  • Ross mentions his ex-wife and/or her lesbian lover
  • Joey tries for an acting part (2 gulps if he gets it)
  • Chandler makes a reference to an old TV show from your youth
    (2 gulps if you used to watch it)
  • Anyone looks directly into the camera and smiles/smirks
  • Anyone says the word "penis", or uses a euphimism for it
  • Anyone says the word "breast", or uses a euphimism for it
  • Any of the main characters drinks bottled water
  • All six main characters hang out in Monica's and Rachel's apartment
  • The hallway between Monica's and Chandler's apartment is shown
  • The interior of Ross' apartment is shown
  • Any of the main characters kiss a non-main character
  • Marcel the monkey shows up (2 gulps if he's not with Ross)
  • Any main character gets mad at another main character
    (drink everything in sight and lose faith in sit-com television if
    they don't make up by the end of the show)
  • Any of the main characters sleeps with another main character
    (drink all you have and go to the store to get more to drink if it's Ross and Monica)
Take a big chug of your drink if:
  • Rachel kisses Ross, or vice versa
  • Monica goes out with someone who's not a weirdo
  • Phoebe makes an intelligent, sensible comment
  • Ross professes his love to Rachel
  • Joey offers good love-life advice to anyone
  • Chandler drops his sarcastic, cynical facade
  • Any of the main characters drinks any alcoholic beverage
  • All six main characters hang out in Chandler's and Joey's apartment
  • The interior of Phoebe's domicile (apartment? house?) is shown
  • Any of the main characters sleeps with a non-main character
  • There's a reference to any other NBC Thursday night TV show
    (chug 2 drinks if a main character from that show makes a guest appearance, in character)
Chug your entire drink if:
  • Rachel's ex-husband-to-be shows up
  • Phoebe and Ursula are seen together
  • Ugly Naked Guy is shown
  • Rachel brings a coffee-house customer a
    "double-tall, eazy hazel, no whip, extra hot latte...", and gets it right.
Drink everything in sight if:
  • Monica tells her mother to go to hell
  • Ross kills Paolo
  • Joey gets the lead role in a Broadway show
  • Chandler goes out with Brian
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