| Take a sip of your drink if: |
- Rachel demonstrates her lack of understanding of the real world
- Monica anal-retentively cleans or straightens up
(2 sips if it's not even her stuff)
- Phoebe says a "Phoebism"
- Ross gazes longingly at Rachel
(2 sips if she notices)
- Joey doesn't understand something that should be perfectly obvious
(2 sips if you didn't get it either)
- Chandler makes a deadpan smartass response to a stupid comment
(2 sips if you predicted it ahead of time)
- Any main character makes a sweeping generalization about the opposite sex
- Anyone mentions or sees Ugly Naked Guy
(2 sips if you're ugly, naked, or a guy)
- Any of the main characters drinks any coffee product
- The exterior of Central Perk is shown
- The interior of Chandler's and Joey's apartment is shown
- Any of the main characters' parents show up
- Any of the main characters are shown at work
(Rachel only counts if she is wearing her apron or holding a pot of coffee)
- Any of the main characters hug
(2 sips for a hug involving more than two main characters,
or an exagerated hug between any of the guys)
- Any of the main characters asks "What's wrong?"
(2 sips if followed by "Nothing, it's just that...")
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| Take two sips of your drink if: |
- Rachel takes an order and/or brings a drink to someone
(2 gulps if she does it right)
- Monica's Mother puts down Monica's appearance/clothes/boyfriends
- Phoebe plays her guitar (2 gulps if she mentions her mother)
- Ross mentions his ex-wife and/or her lesbian lover
- Joey tries for an acting part (2 gulps if he gets it)
- Chandler makes a reference to an old TV show from your youth
(2 gulps if you used to watch it)
- Anyone looks directly into the camera and smiles/smirks
- Anyone says the word "penis", or uses a euphimism for it
- Anyone says the word "breast", or uses a euphimism for it
- Any of the main characters drinks bottled water
- All six main characters hang out in Monica's and Rachel's apartment
- The hallway between Monica's and Chandler's apartment is shown
- The interior of Ross' apartment is shown
- Any of the main characters kiss a non-main character
- Marcel the monkey shows up (2 gulps if he's not with Ross)
- Any main character gets mad at another main character
(drink everything in sight and lose faith in sit-com television if
they don't make up by the end of the show)
- Any of the main characters sleeps with another main character
(drink all you have and go to the store to get more to drink if it's Ross and Monica)
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| Take a big chug of your drink if: |
- Rachel kisses Ross, or vice versa
- Monica goes out with someone who's not a weirdo
- Phoebe makes an intelligent, sensible comment
- Ross professes his love to Rachel
- Joey offers good love-life advice to anyone
- Chandler drops his sarcastic, cynical facade
- Any of the main characters drinks any alcoholic beverage
- All six main characters hang out in Chandler's and Joey's apartment
- The interior of Phoebe's domicile (apartment? house?) is shown
- Any of the main characters sleeps with a non-main character
- There's a reference to any other NBC Thursday night TV show
(chug 2 drinks if a main character from that show makes a guest appearance, in character)
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| Chug your entire drink if: |
- Rachel's ex-husband-to-be shows up
- Phoebe and Ursula are seen together
- Ugly Naked Guy is shown
- Rachel brings a coffee-house customer a
"double-tall, eazy hazel, no whip, extra hot latte...", and gets it right.
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| Drink everything in sight if: |
- Monica tells her mother to go to hell
- Ross kills Paolo
- Joey gets the lead role in a Broadway show
- Chandler goes out with Brian
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